One Line Humor

• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.  
• You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.
• Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
• My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
•  It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
• Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
• There is only one perfect wife / husband in the world and every neighbor has it! .
• They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 
• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.